Saturday, August 2, 2008

Fort Fuck-Up | 11.45pm

Met Beaumont’s’ girl friend who looks very much like
Nicky (very tasty) She came straight up to me.
’I luuuurrrve your house…I’ve seen your house.”
And then after rubbing her substantial tits on my arm
she drops on her knees.
“Please let me move in with you.“
I was nonchalant apart from the twitch in my right eye.
“Ooooh it’s sooo beautiful”
Ike was there too.
‘Well he’s a beautiful man” he says, to which I added,
‘It’s a beautiful world” and walked away.
Bu the truth is I found her deeply attractive.
Lovely clean skin, blonde hair, nice arse, very pleasant
character as opposed to just horny and she’s Polish so
there’s an accent going on. But Beaumont is her boyfriend.
Ike and Bob are going to take me to go and buy a vcr
tomorrow. I’m thinking I don’t really want one but
I need to appear to be normal.

I had a really good chat with Selford (Tylers’s brother)
he’s a really nice guy. He used to beat himself up.
Literally.
‘I need to be bloodied” he would say
and set upon himself. That must have looked
fucking wild.I mean how do you punch yourself
hard enough to bleed?

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