FORT FUCK UP/ St La Croix / Sunday

I saw another real blonde last night, I’m talking Aryan
I want to go skinny dipping in this Swedish gene pool.

Our AA group had organised a day doling out food to the Homeless.
Capital H for homeless lower case f for the food. We got to wear
those funky hats like they have in Amercian diners. And also plastic
gloves and aprons. My sponsee was there so I had to behave.
He’s very creepy but then what do you expect out here? It all
became relative the longer yo were here.The people who came in
for food weren't as scary as I expected. Au contraire, they were
quite friendly and nice. Although there was some annoyance at
the scarcity of meat. A guy on my right dished rice into a yellow
or orange plastic compartmentalized trays and then passed them
to me who larupped hot brown paint on it and then further along
on thisassembly line another guy on my left shoveled carrots into
what would have been an empty compartment reserved for them
had the rest of us been accurate but that was an impossibility
so the end result was even less appetising. But instead of
saying "what the fuck is this shit?" the lowered-eyed suplicants
took their trays of puke away gratefully humbly and quietly except
for one man who asked quite politely if there was any more meat.
The rice doler who was obviously more experienced
addressed me not him;
’Ask him if he wants his money back”